Passive Aggressive Pens

Polite But Petty - Pens that say what you’re thinking when you shouldn’t.
Office Shade Dispensers - Perfect for brightening morale... or ending it.
Smooth as Your Excuses - Writes flawlessly while you silently judge.
Bright Colors, Darker Thoughts - Cheerful barrels concealing quiet contempt.
Click, Clack, Clap Back - Retractable design for effortless passive aggression.
3-Pack, Black Ink

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Passive Aggressive Pens

Description

Sometimes, a well-placed scribble says more than a thousand words ever could. If you find yourself navigating the delicate art of subtle shade in the office or at home, these Wood Rocket pens are your new secret weapon. This three-pack brings together a collection of writing instruments designed for those who prefer their wit sharp and their messages slightly pointed. Wood Rocket has mastered the craft of novelty items that blend everyday utility with a heavy dose of personality, making these much more than just stationary supplies.

3-Pack, Black Ink